The Smashing Pumpkins 2000-08-13

Setlist
Set:
 * Rock On [Essex]
 * Rock With You [Jackson] (tease)
 * The Sacred and Profane
 * Bullet with Butterfly Wings
 * Once Upon a Time
 * Stand Inside Your Love
 * How Many More Times [Led Zeppelin] (tease)
 * Theme from Great White North [unknown] (tease)
 * Fuck You
 * Mayonaise
 * Don't You Want Me [The Human League]
 * I of the Mourning
 * Today
 * Heavy Metal Machine
 * The Everlasting Gaze

Banter
Rock On / Rock With You (tease) The Sacred and Profane Bullet with Butterfly Wings Once Upon a Time  Corgan: Thank you, thank you. Stand Inside Your Love Corgan: Sorry. Iha: Hello Ottawa. How you doing? How is everybody doing out there? Are you still rocking tonight? Alright, we have a small technical rock problem and we shall be momentarily rocking. But uh, we appreciate you all sticking out and rocking with us, for the rocking night. Does anybody wanna hear Zeppelin? Come on! How Many More Times [Led Zeppelin] (tease) Iha: You know, I really enjoy Canada, playing here. And uh, I like socialism. Alright! Corgan: Very impotent. Iha: Melissa, do you have any childhood Canadian stories for these people? Auf der Maur: No, other than being extremely proud to be Canadian. And to be doing the last tour of Canada with this fine musical act. I'm very proud for two good reasons, the band and the country I'm in, what can I say? James, we might have to do an 80s cover song right now, oh no we don't, we can play the real 90s stuff. As for Ottawa, the fine capital of this fine country. I was here this time last year, I hope you were all here too. This band wasn't here, and Our Lady Peace weren't here and the Foo Fighters weren't here, and all the other wonderful acts today were not here, but I was, you were too. Oh no, no music, just Canada chat. Iha: Should we do our fine duet, Melissa? Jimmy? Theme from Great White North (tease) Melissa: If any of you are too young to not recognize that, you better go to a record store or a video store, and get all the Bob and Doug McKenzie's Home Entertainment! Thank you all, you already know. We have half the power that we usually have, it's very embarrassing. Iha: Alright, let's uh...let's do something. Auf der Maur: Uh, any questions, now that we're here? Corgan: I guess now would be a good time to talk about how I'm a fag. Auf der Maur: He's coming out of the closet today in Ottawa. Corgan: An angry fag! Auf der Maur: I have witnessed this angry homosexual play much louder guitar than right now. Since I've been in this band, I've never experienced anything like this. It's a very professional act, it's usually very together, it must be a joke. Iha: You wanna tell them about your formative years here Melissa? Auf der Maur: I was across the border in Quebec...(speaking French) Iha: Well. Corgan: Wanna just do Fuck You without me playing guitar? Auf der Maur: No lead singer? Corgan: We need a lead singer. Let's see what you got, Iha. Fuck You Corgan: I love you too...I can do this one. Mayonaise Corgan: Thank you. Iha: Alright... Auf der Maur: Now it's time for 80s, fuck the 90s. Don't You Want Me  Auf der Maur: (unintelligible) I of the Mourning Corgan: Thank you. Iha: We're having a red letter day tonight. Corgan: A red letter day tonight? Iha: Yes. Corgan: It's a full moon tonight James, you know what that means. Iha: What does that mean? Corgan: It means the feral, animal side of you is being magnetically drawn to the moon. Iha: Ah yes, it means that guitars don't work either. Corgan: That one was my fault, sorry. We're gonna do a little campfire singalong, 'cause we don't have electric guitars. Please feel free to sing along, by the way. Today  Iha: Alright. That was from 1994, what a song. Corgan: That's a C, James. Thank you. Well, we only have a little bit of time left because of all these problems, so before we play our last Heavy Metal bit here, we wanna say thank you for sticking around to the end here to see us play. To all the fans of Pumpkins, god bless you. 10 great years, thank you. So we'll play a couple more heavy metal songs here to say goodbye, so thank you, have a good night. Heavy Metal Machine The Everlasting Gaze  Corgan: Thank you very much, thank you. Iha: Goodnight everybody. Sorry we sucked.