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Jeff: Not much. | Jeff: Not much. | ||
BC: Did you know...that [[w:Ohio_State_Buckeyes_football#Urban_Meyer_era_(2012–2018)|this year]] the [[w:Ohio_State_Buckeyes_football|Ohio State Buckeyes]] were undefeated? | BC: Did you know...that [[w:Ohio_State_Buckeyes_football#Urban_Meyer_era_(2012–2018)|this year]] the [[w:Ohio_State_Buckeyes_football|Ohio State Buckeyes]] were undefeated? | ||
Jeff: I - yeah, I did hear that, I did hear that. | Jeff: I--yeah, I did hear that, I did hear that. | ||
Nicole: I know something about it. | Nicole: I know something about it. | ||
Jeff: That’s pretty fuckin’ - that means they’re in... | Jeff: That’s pretty fuckin’--that means they’re in... | ||
BC: But. | BC: But. | ||
Jeff: That means they’re in the, like the [[w:Super Bowl|Super Bowl]] or whatever, right? | Jeff: That means they’re in the, like the [[w:Super Bowl|Super Bowl]] or whatever, right? | ||
BC: Well.... | BC: Well.... | ||
Jeff: The [[w:Rose_Bowl_Game|Rose Bowl]], I don’t know. | Jeff: The [[w:Rose_Bowl_Game|Rose Bowl]], I don’t know. | ||
BC: They can’t - it’s complicated, you see. Even though they were undefeated, they’re not number one. In fact, they’re not even number 21 because they got - they got like the hand in the cookie jar stuff. They got in trouble. Have you ever gotten in trouble? | BC: They can’t--it’s complicated, you see. Even though they were undefeated, they’re not number one. In fact, they’re not even number 21 because they got--they got like the hand in the cookie jar stuff. They got in trouble. Have you ever gotten in trouble? | ||
Jeff: Not like that. | Jeff: Not like that. | ||
BC: Heh, I have. Anyway, congratulations you Buckeye fans. Our production manager, Chris Gratton, is a Buckeyes fan, so we have to hear about the Buckeyes all the time. | BC: Heh, I have. Anyway, congratulations you Buckeye fans. Our production manager, Chris Gratton, is a Buckeyes fan, so we have to hear about the Buckeyes all the time. | ||
Nicole: And he told me to wear red tonight for them. | Nicole: And he told me to wear red tonight for them. | ||
BC: What’s that, Nicole? | BC: What’s that, Nicole? | ||
Nicole: He told me - he told me to wear red tonight for them so I wore red shoes. | Nicole: He told me--he told me to wear red tonight for them so I wore red shoes. | ||
Jeff: Nikki Tinkle. | Jeff: Nikki Tinkle. | ||
BC: Oh, you wore red shoes for the Buckeyes, oh okay. | BC: Oh, you wore red shoes for the Buckeyes, oh okay. | ||
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Nicole: Exactly! | Nicole: Exactly! | ||
''(sound effect saying “yeah right”)'' | ''(sound effect saying “yeah right”)'' | ||
BC: Okay! Heh, I don’t know why you’re making the thumbs down, my friend. I don’t know - I don’t know what this means. Heh heh. | BC: Okay! Heh, I don’t know why you’re making the thumbs down, my friend. I don’t know--I don’t know what this means. Heh heh. | ||
Nicole: I think he has a [unintelligible word]. | Nicole: I think he has a [unintelligible word]. | ||
BC: Are you a - are you like a [[w:Cincinnati_Bearcats#Football|Bearcats]] fan or something, what are you? [[w:Michigan_Wolverines_football|Michigan]]? Michigan? ''(crowd boos)'' You guys haven’t won in like forty-seven hundred years or something. I don’t think you’ve got - have you guys won since [[w:Bo Schembechler|Bo Schembechler]] was coach? Huh? Don’t fuck with me on sports, okay? Now of course, wasn’t [[w:Woody_Hayes|Woody Hayes]] the coach here? Is that a yes or a no? Woody Hayes is the guy that [[w:Woody_Hayes#1978_Gator_Bowl_incident_and_dismissal|punched out the kid when he was running]], right? That’s the kind of coaching I like. Just beat this kid up, wasn’t doing what he wanted. No, you don’t - you don’t, you’re from California.... | BC: Are you a--are you like a [[w:Cincinnati_Bearcats#Football|Bearcats]] fan or something, what are you? [[w:Michigan_Wolverines_football|Michigan]]? Michigan? ''(crowd boos)'' You guys haven’t won in like forty-seven hundred years or something. I don’t think you’ve got--have you guys won since [[w:Bo Schembechler|Bo Schembechler]] was coach? Huh? Don’t fuck with me on sports, okay? Now of course, wasn’t [[w:Woody_Hayes|Woody Hayes]] the coach here? Is that a yes or a no? Woody Hayes is the guy that [[w:Woody_Hayes#1978_Gator_Bowl_incident_and_dismissal|punched out the kid when he was running]], right? That’s the kind of coaching I like. Just beat this kid up, wasn’t doing what he wanted. No, you don’t--you don’t, you’re from California.... | ||
Nicole: Man, what if you did that to us? | Nicole: Man, what if you did that to us? | ||
BC: Well, you live in California now, so you’re into all that liberal stuff. | BC: Well, you live in California now, so you’re into all that liberal stuff. | ||
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Nicole: Yeah, I’m a tree hugger, I’m a hippie. | Nicole: Yeah, I’m a tree hugger, I’m a hippie. | ||
BC: You’re into all that stuff, right? “You can do better, come on. You can be number one. And even if you’re not, you’re still number one!” | BC: You’re into all that stuff, right? “You can do better, come on. You can be number one. And even if you’re not, you’re still number one!” | ||
Nicole: Positive - Positive Patty. | Nicole: Positive--Positive Patty. | ||
BC: Yeah, hahahaha, totally. Like to introduce the band to you. On the guitar, Mr. Jeff Schroeder. ''(Jeff plays a 5 second solo)'' I’m actually in the mood for a little [[w:Randy Rhoads|Randy Rhoads]], you got any Randy Rhoads for me? ''(Jeff plays a 15 second solo)'' | BC: Yeah, hahahaha, totally. Like to introduce the band to you. On the guitar, Mr. Jeff Schroeder. ''(Jeff plays a 5 second solo)'' I’m actually in the mood for a little [[w:Randy Rhoads|Randy Rhoads]], you got any Randy Rhoads for me? ''(Jeff plays a 15 second solo)'' | ||
Nicole: Jeff can do anything. | Nicole: Jeff can do anything. | ||
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BC: Heh. “You did good, that’s great.” | BC: Heh. “You did good, that’s great.” | ||
Nicole: You did such a great job, I’m so proud of you. | Nicole: You did such a great job, I’m so proud of you. | ||
BC: “Even though you made a mistake, you did so well.” On the drums, Mr. Michael Byrne. ''(Mike plays a 6 second solo)'' I thought you were - I thought you were gonna do [[w:Over_the_Mountain|Over the Mountain]]. You know, that intro by [[w:Ozzy Osbourne|Ozzy]]? Who was the drummer? | BC: “Even though you made a mistake, you did so well.” On the drums, Mr. Michael Byrne. ''(Mike plays a 6 second solo)'' I thought you were--I thought you were gonna do [[w:Over_the_Mountain|Over the Mountain]]. You know, that intro by [[w:Ozzy Osbourne|Ozzy]]? Who was the drummer? | ||
Jeff: Uh, that would’ve been [[w:Lee Kerslake|Lee Kerslake]]. | Jeff: Uh, that would’ve been [[w:Lee Kerslake|Lee Kerslake]]. | ||
BC: Who was it? | BC: Who was it? | ||
Jeff: Lee Kerslake. | Jeff: Lee Kerslake. | ||
BC: Lee Kerslake was the drummer on - on the... | BC: Lee Kerslake was the drummer on--on the... | ||
Jeff: Yeah. | Jeff: Yeah. | ||
BC: ...on the Ozzy albums? You sure it wasn’t...? | BC: ...on the Ozzy albums? You sure it wasn’t...? | ||